Dark Horse Has Arrived!

Baby, do you dare to do this?
Cuz' I'm coming at you like a dark horse... with a bayonet... Obviously.

Katy Perry keeps blowing my mind with all this horse magic. I was totally expecting a witchy undertone to this video. Then, last week she came out with this iPhone app called Dark Horse Cam by AmCam and that's when Queen Katy Nefertiti Perry took her throne.

Check out that app by the way! It takes your photos and makes them look all fun and Egyptian and stuff. Mister Ed desperately wants to take some selfies. 

So, at this current status I am really upset I don't have an iPhone. Also, a makeup tutorial on this makeup look for Halloween next year would be awesome. Now, who wants to be on my YouTube channel so I can do it on someone? Please! I beg you! I shall beg until I can do someone's eyes up like that.

Enjoy your day, friends!

Forever begging you,

~J.~

Fun Videos of the Week

This is insane! 
Below I give you ten hours jam packed with What Does The Fox Say.
There really are no words that describe how strangely excited I am about the fact that this video exists...

Now I give you fashionable base jumping in Roberto Cavalli!

This might be the coolest way to sell some clothes, like ever. Roberta Mancino is a professional model as well as a professional skydiver, wingsuit flyer and base jumper. Below all her loves and interests are combined. The result is some deliciousness like I've never seen before.

Shop Cavalli here.

Finally... 
Take a gander at this millennial tribute to Dark Horse by Katy Perry. Hopefully it will hold you over until the music video comes out. Today is the day, my Kittie Purries!

JustFab's Date Night Confessions Contest

Oooooooh! Look at this, friends...

What are you waiting for?! 

Go get your enter on via JustFab's Facebook page. 

A private movie screening + money + friends = JustFab!

Here's the perfect Spring shoe 

to wear to the screening! 

"Fleur" by JustFab
Shop them here.

Her name is "Fleur" and we love the bow!

Combine that with the ankle strap and the clear mesh to highlight more of your beautiful feetsies and we're totally taking shoe selfies at the private screening as well! Friends and shoes at this once-in-a-lifetime event are smiling in unison.

Enjoy your JustFab day, friends!

Make Up For Ever USA's Smoky Contrast Eye Tutorial

Look at this How-To-Goodness below!
Class is officially in session. Get schooled, y'all...

Awesome as opossum, you too can do a smoky contrast eye.

This is one video in their Core 10 techniques video series.

Yay!

Now In: OCC's Cosmetic Colour Pencils

This is cuh-ray-zee!

Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics just rolled out Cosmetic Colour Pencils, and some of them even match and/ or coordinate with several Lip Tars!

Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics
Colour Pencils

100% vegan and cruelty-free, these pencils pack a colorful punch. There are a few that can even be used all over the face. One looks like the perfect brow shade. There's also another one made in clear that will help your lip tar not feather.


Draw the clear pencil around your lips as if you're outlining your lip liner.


Then BAM! 

You have now successfully built an ingenious, impenetrable invisible force field of awesomeness. This clear liner technique proves especially excellent when using bright or dark shades of lipstick & lip tar.

Random red lipsticks from my lip collection usually move all over my face so much that by the end of the day I look like a flesh eating zombie. The zombie virus doesn't discriminate amongst makeup brands either. They all do it for the most part. Sigh. Thankfully, there is hope for us before the apocalypse actually starts. It's called an OCC Colour Pencil. I'll have none of those weird looks and screams anymore from the non-feather-infected lipstick wearing human population.  YAY!

OCC Makeup's Cosmetic Colour Pencil in "Hoochie", $16
Get it here.

For example, here is Hoochie Lip Tar & matching Colour Pencil. It's a great shade if you're into Pantone Institute's 2014 color the year, Radiant Orchid...

OCC Makeup's Matte Lip Tar in "Hoochie", $18
Get it here..

Gander at my fan girl ways below:

Check them out in store at Sephora for some color swatchy fun. Or, shop online from the convenience of your own home or work desk. It's okay. Tell your boss you're busy looking at makeup. 

You can, however, only tell your boss this if:

a) She is female.

         &

b) You're willing to order her a little something as well.

Me thinks she'd really like this mini set here...

Red-Bronze Spectrum: All Star Mini Set, $20
Get it here.

The Minis also come in Pink-Red Spectrum:

Pink-Red Spectrum: All Star Mini Set, $20
Sold Out, Check back here.

Enjoy your day, friends.
And don't forget to obsessively compulse over the Colour Pencils...

Thinking About You Lyrics

Dear Song,

Will you marry me?

YouTube's Ad Blitz 2014

Want to see all the amazing Super Bowl commercials in one place?

Score one for human kind that someone from YouTube was genius enough to recognize that we humans love the Super Bowl TV commercials about as much as zombies enjoy vulgar, cannibalistic shows of human brain devourment...

Check out this playlist!

The apocalypse is near, friends. But even if it's not, it's always good practice to be prepared for a fight. We heard they really hate mass scale re-enactment of trendy TV commercials...

GoPro's Super Bowl Commercial

WHAT?! This is crazy!

Below is the full story about GoPro's Super Bowl commercial...

Spectacular. Breath taking. Incredible. Stunning. That is all.

Shop GoPro here.