Friday, August 31, 2012

Go Ahead, Make My #RNC2012

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I'm not one to shove my political views down another's throat. It remains unclear as to whether I will ever, ever tell my political association. Should you ever feel the need to discuss politics amongst adults, like adults, then fine. Can't we all just get along?! It's possible, just maybe, that other countries dislike America so much because our leaders disagree publicly, all the time, just waiting to prey on each other's weaknesses. I just plain love America. God bless our right to free speech. Now let's all hold hands. Kum-bay-ahh.
  • Yes, the national debt is serious. It needs to be addressed.

  • Yes, we need more jobs created. It needs to be addressed.

  • But don't get me started on government ran health care for all. J. is also a life, health & annuities insurance agent. (Ya, jack of all trades. Master of none.)

  • Also, civil liberties need to be awarded to the LGBT population. So, some of you disagree religiously? That's not the point. We all deserve human and civil liberties. It's discrimination on a huge level that Bob and Tom who have been together for 30 years can't be put on the same insurance policy because they're not deemed the word "spouses". Getting your policy from a place of employment is best because of group, unisex rates. On an individual basis, rates are through the roof and many pre-existing conditions are excluded. On group policies, pre-existing conditions don't matter. You're insured regardless. (FYI.)

Anyway, allow me to put on my reporter hat and tell you what you missed at the Republican National Convention...
Eastwood Talking to Imaginary Obama
"We own this country."
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Last night there seemed to be more excitement in the air. Maybe because they all knew it was about to end and they wanted to sleep in their own beds. Tampa shall miss the convention being in town. I am, however, a little upset Clint Eastwood didn't hire me to do makeup on one of his movie sets while he was in town. Boo Hoo.

Marco Rubio's speech was great when he talked about his dad being from Cuba. He concluded that people in America often forget how great this country really is. His dad never let him forget it and would tell him growing up he could do anything because he was in America. His dad couldn't in Cuba.

Clint Eastwood gave a humorous speech that was very relatable. He said that attorneys shouldn't be president. Too funny. Clint also spoke to Obama through an imaginary chair, asking him questions. The audience laughed when Obama didn't respond. Dead silence? I think that was the point. Possibly the best part of the evening was when "No-bama" asked Clint to deliver a message to Romney. Clint responded by telling "No-bama" that Romney couldn't do that to himself! Later, Clint also revealed that he couldn't do that to himself either.

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Finally, Mitt Romney gave an inspiring speech that had me believing in America again by the end. He mentioned that women are starting businesses more so than men, and they need a president who recognizes that. Thanks again, Mitt, for disagreeing with Akin's "legitimate rape" antics. I give you mad women's lib points. Now I'm off topic again! Mitt also talked about how we all should be able to enjoy our families more, volunteering more, coaching little league games, not having to work a second job. Mitt also told Paul Ryan that he still likes the play list on his iPod better. Finally, mothers everywhere smiled when Romney said he realized without question that her job (as a mom) was more important than his.


Any who, whether we vote Republican, Democrat, or Independent...we all are the children of earlier generations who simply wanted a better life. To dream big. To get rewarded big. To be able to say what you want. To live in freedom. Amen.

Now show us Paul Ryan shirtless. (Search my blog for all the shirtless goodness, or lack thereof of Paul Ryan.)

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Luv,
~J.~

Thursday, August 30, 2012

What the heck is... Lanolin?!


I used to have an Australian Shepherd just like this!
Err, well... not JUST like this...
Don't drink the water in Hollywood, people. That is, of course, unless you're trying to conceive. Everyone wants their own mini doppelganger!
Snooki & Kourtney Kardashian just had their babies. Giuliana & Bill Rancic just became parents, too. Now Holly Madison is confirming her pregnancy. Congrats to all!
 
Any who, today we're talking Lanolin for cosmetic use. Yesterday I tweeted how I love to use it as lip gloss for both Mom and New Baby...
 
So, J.-
What the heck is lanolin, why use it, and in what products can I find it?
 
Lanolin is an oil used in the cosmetic industry that's been used for years. Produced by the sebaceous glands of sheep, it's an all natural emollient that will surely moisturize any dry skin issues you may have going on. Lanolin will also help protect your skin against severe temperatures, wind & water.


Most use lanolin as a breast feeding/ nursing protectant and honestly, it helps make the awkward process of milking the mammaries a little more comfortable.

Personally, you can find me using lanolin after a serious case of "dish pan hands." Ahh, the relief you feel from it is indescribable. I hate dry, dish pan hands about as much as I hate licking wooden spoons. Viva La Resistance!


Any who, don't ask me about how I came to find that lanolin makes a perfect lip gloss. I must of been bored, nursing & away from my makeup drawer. Babies lips' aren't used to all that sucking and they get chapped, just like New Mommy nipples.



Try lanolin if you're easily allergic since it's an all natural choice. In addition, try a little lanolin on eczema or minor cuts & scrapes.

Lansinoh HPA Lanolin, $7.99
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PeeEwe T-Shirt, $20
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wecome to the Club, Snooki!



This tribute parody to Justin's "As Long As You Love Me" is hilarious! You must watch it. Speaking for myself, my life is forever changed. Anyway, you all know I'm a bonafide "Belieber" so I found this parody video hysterical!
 

You ask if I will do a tribute comedy video for the Biebs... Let's just say I'm keeping it under wraps until it's complete. But it in no way will rock like the one above. No fat guys in little coats here.

Anyway, if you happened to be living under a rock hiding from Hurricane Isaac, Snooki had her baby! Congratulations! Welcome to the club, The Parent Club that is. Below is an up-to-date look at the New Mommy's Twitter Account...

NiC0LE P0LiZZi@snooki
Happy 4 days old of being a mommy face! 😊
Screw em! XOXOπŸ’™“: Just got in a fight sticking up for and baby boy. God help rude people. Babies are innocent!"                 
We don't sleep anymore. We just take lots of naps. Idc, as long as I'm staring at my handsome son 😊                 
From my shower, with my besties!! ✌
Night shift for Lorenzo! I love this job!!!!!                 
AH I love it! XO “: Me and delivered our baby's on the same day, almost the same size and they're 42 minutes apart!RT"                 
I voted! One of my favs on ! “: It's time to vote for comedian Tom Cotter ”                 
insteada πŸ‘                 
Lorenzo is even cuter today.
Duh.....😁“: did you rock your lashes during the birth? Lol”                 
Snuggled up in my fuzzy leopard robeπŸ‘
CAN'T WAIT! “: Stare Into The Bleeding Eyes Of INSANITY In New American Horror Story: HERE! ”                 
I'm legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean πŸ‘
 
Catching up on some shut eye! So sleepy 😳                 
I love nursing my little man! “: are you nursing?? If so SHOUT IT OUT PROUD!                 
All the pain and anxiety is so worth it!!! Xoxo “: I'm due on two weeks! Any words of encouragement?”                 
With my baby boy! 😁                 
Love my roomies, thanks guys!!! “: The cast welcomes Lorenzo. ”                 
Omg. I love you. “: Idk what I enjoy more, watching my fiancΓ© sleep or watching my son sleep?...Both are amazing! ”                 
❤ “: Congrats to and her new baby! Get her new gift-set available now! ”                 
Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS. ✌
 
Im finally able to eat eggs again! While I was pregnant I couldn't even smell them! Now I'm killing it with egg whites!!!
Hardly any sleep but SO worth it! 😁                 
Aw thank you auntie ! “: So proud of and ! Lorenzo is the cutest baby I ever seen. Love him already”                 
Thanks girl I LOVE him!! “: Yayyyy CONGRATS . Sooo happy for you. Can't wait to see pics of Lorenzo!!!”                 
Thank you all for your love and support!! Lorenzo loves you guys already! ✌             
Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad.
I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE'S MY WORLD! ❤
                                                                                                                      Anyway, here are some onesie choices for the cute little guy, Baby Enzo...
Lucky Dad Long Sleeve Onesie, $18.50
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What's this?
A Fist Pumping World Record?!
 
First there was only one. Then it became a competition between Peterson & a Radio Show.
 
Read more here...
 
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This guy super glued his hand shut to do it!
That's 17 hours of true dedication.


Now if only I could dedicate myself to something for that long!

Wait a second... I believe that *parenting* would count in this instance.

Replacing fist pumps with breast pumps. Ahh, Snooks you're right about the first couple days home = not so glamorous. Just remember to sleep when baby sleeps is the best advice I can give new moms. That and lanolin nipple ointment makes a great lip gloss for both mom and new baby. Enjoy! They grow like weeds right in front of your eyes. Enjoy and savor every second.

Luv,
~J.~

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