Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Wedding Decorations Made Easy

Wedding planning is chaotic enough. So, from one bride to another, why fret over the wedding decorations? If you're newly engaged, congratulations! Allow me to introduce a wonderful wedding website, Weddingstar

Weddingstar is not just a retail store for wedding products, they also design and manufacture the majority of the wedding accessories that they sell including cake toppers, wedding favors, and wedding decorations. This puts them in the unique position of being able to design products around a particular niche in the market, filling in the gaps and making sure there is something for everyone. You can now choose from over 3000 custom designed wedding accessories. The design team is always working to create the products that can help wedding dreams come true. 

Blown Glass Teardrop Vases, from $6.99 & up
Get them here.

Should you be searching for anything specific and cannot locate it on their website, please feel free to contact their fabulous customer service team. They will be able to inform you whether or not they carry the wedding decorations you are looking for. Be sure to check out The Ideas and Inspiration page. On A Sweet Note, their official wedding blog, is chalk full of wedding ideas as well as tips and tricks to help you with your wedding decorations! 

Planning A Wedding? Start By Finding The Perfect Wedding Decorations! Planning a wedding should be a fun, memorable experience that can be shared by your partner, friends and family. The time leading up to your momentous day can be stress free if you've already spent time ensuring you've left no details to chance. 

Perhaps you know you want a themed wedding but aren't sure where to start. Or maybe your plan includes a more traditional approach that reflects the history and vintage feel of years past. No matter what you're after, Weddingstar's comprehensive suite of wedding decorations has something for everyone. 

Bride & Groom Candy Favor Bags, from $1.50/ piece & up
Available Here.

Wedding Favors for every budget and style are available here

Whether you prefer DIY wedding favors or the variety that come to your door fully ready to give out, they have something here for you. Weddingstar's selection of boxes, bags and containers can make DIY wedding favors a snap! Simply fill them with the treat of your choice, add a dash of personalization and they are ready to go. Many of the favors come in custom designed novelty packaging. You won't have to do a thing to prepare them to be given out. Simply include them in a favor display or in each guest's table setting and you are ready to go. 

Enjoy! May your wedding dreams come true.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Holiday Gift-Worthy Brush Sets

MAC's Perfectly Plush Brush Kit, $49.50
Get it here.
Women love makeup brushes?
Ya' don't say...

Earn some major brownie points with the women in your life, both big and small.

With prices ranging from $10 to $50, these brush sets are perfectly thoughtful gift ideas for moms, daughters, friends, coworkers and Secret Santas alike.

In the set featured to the left, there are a total of 4 brushes including:

187 Duo Fibre Brush, (my favorite)
130 Short Duo Fibre Brush, 
286 Duo Fibre Tapered Brush and 
282 Duo Fibre Shader Brush.

Alone the Duo Fibre Brush is $42.

Use the 187 Duo Fibre Brush with cream or liquid foundation for a porcelain, airbrushed look. Lightly dip bristles in and spot on over your face. Blend using little cirle strokes. Re-dip for buildable coverage. This brush works with liquid airbrush foundation as well.

11-pc Ultimate Gem Collection, $25
Shop Elf here.

While you're at Elf...
Holiday 14-pc Nail Cube Limited Edition, $10
Available here.

Pink Belleza Set, $10.17
Useful brushes & pretty brush roll...
Get it at Crown Brush.
Because everything is better rhinestoned, featured to the right is Elf Cosmetics 11-pc Ultimate Gem Collection for $25

I don't know a teenager or little princess who wouldn't love to be gifted this set. It's also available in pink, purple, or teal blue.

The tools a girl uses are super-important for mastering makeup application. 
Train her well; She'll think you're awesome and her friends will, too.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Random, Sexy, Mogul News

The People Magazine Cover
Looks juicy this week, eh?
Oh, the rumors were correct!

Channing Tatum is officially People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

Enough said. 

Congratulations, Channing!

Enjoy your day.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Confessions of a Makeup Artist

A few confessions, I must admit:

  1. Is it just me or does this long-haired white dog remind you of #horsesandbayonets or a unicorn, too?! Ever since the debates lent us the popular #horsesandbayonets meme, my sixth sense has kicked in. No, I don't see dead people. I see horses. Everywhere.
  2. I've been googling "cute puppy pics" lately. There's just something about puppies that quickly brings a smile to my face. Which, of course, got me to thinking... Has the word "google" made it into the dictionary yet?
  3. If this week keeps going like it is, the only makeup I'll wear this week will be mascara. Cases of the Mondays continuing throughout the week.
  4. Burn all wooden spoons. I hate you. No one likes licking your dry butt. Burn your local ice cream man's spoons first because they're the worst. Let's also not forget these cooking utensils can give you splinters. Double whammy dangerous... no mas bueno...
  5. I am super excited for Angelina Jolie to be playing Maleficent in 2013. Google the pics for a sneak peek. See there? I just used Google as a verb again. There's probably not a day that goes by where I don't tell someone to "Google it" or "I don't know. We should Google it!"

Enjoy your day.


Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Random News

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard in HIT AND RUN
Jeffrey Reed/Open Road Films

You remember him
in such gems as the TV shows Parenthood or Punk'd, the movies Employee of the Month, Baby Mama, Hit and Run, and most importantly he's married to one hot Kristen Bell. 

Confirming her pregnancy and showing off her baby bump is what this pretty lady has been up to lately. See the baby bump pics here

Congrats and welcome to the Parent Club!

Channing Tatum in Magic Mike
In other news, 
rumors are swirling that People Mag's Sexiest Man Alive 2013 will go to none other than Magic Mike, errr I mean Channing Tatum.

People Mag will not confirm or deny reports as they are to make the official announcement next week. 

Read more about 2013's sexiest contenders here. Enjoy. 

(All of them are in my Binders Full of Men..heh heh.)

Finally, allow me to introduce Justin Bieber's blow up doll. Sure, Halloween is finished for this year. I foresee plenty of pervy Halloween costumes next year regarding this blown-up wonder.

Good luck finding one, though. They're selling out like hot cakes. 

Do you prefer your Bieber to sing? Or be clothed? Click here to watch his new video, Beauty and a Beat. 

For some reason, he always puts me in a good mood. No, not that way. Not good enough to take out my Just-in Beaver. Your minds are in the gutter. Really. 
Happy Tuesday.


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Horses and Bayonets

Follow the Official Horses and Bayonets on Twitter.

Is Nicki Minaj a social media Genius? 

Or is LL Cool J a ratchet-toting social media Samurai? 

Personally, I think they had Romney and Obama on speed dial. They knew exactly when #horsesandbayonets would trend. 

It just happens to be that Nicki's dressed up as a horse in her new video and we can't ignore the galloping white horses in the beginning of the video. 

Click here for all things ratchety.
Please note this pic was inserted into the Binders Full Of Men.

Nicki Minaj and LL Cool J clearly are friends. The proof is this pudding right here.

LL Cool J released "Ratchet" on YouTube, "the official lyric video behind the trend". 

Click here to watch. It's delicious! 

Click here for all things Twittery regarding #ratchethalloweencostumes.

Click here for the feed on #horsesandbayonets 

* or *

here for Horses and Bayonets, the Rap Video.

Screenshot via NBC4

Click here for all things Horse Mask Face Guy.

Twitter Instagram Picture by @TheAdamRead
's first punkin! @ Adam and Rachel's house "
Happy Halloween!

Friday, October 26, 2012

Halloween Nails, Done Awesome

It's Friday, that's why. 

Photo by Illamasqua
Click for article.

Some women in America like to go to the nail salons on Friday so their nails look fab for their fun weekend nights out. 

Shocker, I know...

                    * lovin' the fangs and lips nail art *

Dexter Blood Spatter Tutorial,
Click for YouTube Tutorial

Since it's only five days before Halloween, I think it's safe to assume your manicure will last until Halloween. 

So, you can either print out these designs to take along with you, or you could read the blog links attached as some of them have D-I-Y tutorials. Enjoy. 

Check out Nail Art at
There's TONS of ideas!

Only five more days until we get to sneak-eat our kids' trick-or-treat bags. 


Furthermore, if you don't want to break the bank on the way to your path of D-I-Y nail art genius...
hands down go to your local Dollar Tree for a wide selection of LA Colors Nail Art Deco for only $1.00 each! Let's also not forget that Christmas is right around the corner, and these little beauties would make a perfect stocking stuffer.

Click here for an awesome YouTube video about these polishes.

Click here if you don't have a store local. Available online for $2.10 us dollars. Make sure when surfing this website you change the currency option for where in the world you are located. Where in the world, ha ha ha. I sound like Carmen San Diego...

Have a great Friday.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Binders Full of Men

Who watched the presidential debate last week?

Who knew debates could be so exciting?! 

In corner one we've got leading contender Mr. President Barack Obama who spoke of #gangbangers. In corner two we've got Mitt Romney who created a national frenzy with his #bindersfullofwomen comments. Of course both of them strayed off topic several times when asked point blank questions which deserved a direct response, so we can give them a tie in this area of the competition. We all could use a little coaching sometimes in the "how to sugarcoat things" department, so thanks guys for the public showing of how to do that. Furthermore, we all get asked questions we really don't want to answer directly or honestly, so again thanks for the coaching. Diversion and bringing up other unrelated topics clearly work. I thought tutorials were only on YouTube these days.

Click here and READ THIS ARTICLE, which accurately explains the birth of Binders Full of Women relating to how Romney was involved, and verbatim what he said at the debate. (It also gives Binders Full of Men a Shout Out... YAY!)

Since both candidates want you to know they care about women and their issues at stake, let's lay them out for you again:
  1. Women vs. Men Pay Inequality for Equal Work a.k.a. "The Glass Ceiling"
  2. The right of Choice to have an Abortion or not
  3. Making Gay Marriage Legal- you mean some women are those people called "lesbians"?! Ya' don't say...
  4. Health Care- private or government-provided, the access to obtain health care, insurance rates, & the ability to pay the premiums.
  5. Businesses & government creating more jobs for America, in America. Women work, too... believe it or not... crazy, I know...
  6. The Right to Bear Breasts- breastfeeding in public places and/or at work
  7. Women's Equality in general, man...
Hence, the birth of "Binders Full Of Men". 

Someone had to say it. 

If men can have their #bindersfullofwomen, then we can have our #bindersfullofmen, too. Women everywhere are screaming "equal rights"!

@BindersFulloMen wants you to follow them on Twitter. 

Mr. Acqua Di Gio Guy is in the #bindersfullofmen...
While some would think it's a place where male humans can find gainful employment, it's not. You will be sadly mistaken. Unfortunately, Binders Full of Men's mission is to tweet hot guy pics and wants every male on Twitter to tweet at them their pic for submission into the clearly neat and organized binder. After all, women manage it. Expect it to smell good when placed inside and some of you will be color coordinated. If you're a favorite because you're either really cute or really useful at something a woman can't do, you may be starred, highlighted, glittered or rhinestoned for easy access. At least you're forewarned. Like Taylor Lautner or Mike the Situation, shirts are optional (to be worn in said binder). Paul Ryan, did you hear that? The world is dying to see what P90X can do for a body.

Could the Binders Full of Men Twitter account serve as a way to promote you getting hired or getting a date? That remains to be seen. Who knows. The possibilities are endless.

Anyway, here is what's trending as far as #bindersfullofmen goes on Twitter. Enjoy.

Or, follow Binders Full of Women here on Tumblr.

Furthermore, you've gotta' read the binder reviews on Amazon > Click here.
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I need these eloquent reviewers to write for me. Seriously. 

Enjoy your day (more when you follow @bindersfullomen).

#bindersfullofmen #bindersfullofwomen #romneysbinders #election2012 #debates #hashtagsareredundant

Friday, October 5, 2012

Limited Edition Makeup News

Shop your hearts out & get your limited edition makeup fix, courtesy of NARS & MAC Cosmetics...
Holiday Time is definitely the best time of the year to buy makeup. If you don't believe me, cruise around your local mall. What do you see? Other than makeup in your near future? Limited edition colors, special packaging, collectors items, multi-tasking palettes, gifts with purchase & other rare occurring makeup & fragrance swag. Enjoy! Leave a comment if you are offering any happy holiday promotions or gift sets you'd like our readers to know about. Inquiring minds wanna' know, ya' know?!

Below are my favorites from the collection:

MAC's Marilyn "Phiff!" Dazzleglass,

Sparkly honey lip love...
just because.
MAC's "Scarlet Ibis" Matte Lipstick,

It's hard to find and orange/red matte
 lipstick these days!
MAC's "Pure Zen" Cremesheen Lipstick,

Never go wrong with frosty nude.
Great for everyday!

In fact, you may want two :o)
MAC's "Preferred Blonde" Large Shadow,

These vanilla pearl colors create instant eye lifts. Just apply under brow bone & inner
corner of the eyes.

Use a fluffy, big brush for highlighting cheek bones.
 All are sold out online. Use this MAC Store locator here to contact your local store or counter directly on availability. 

Can they hold it for you if they have it? Ask! 

Now for the must haves from NARS...

NARS Kiss Mini Larger than Life Lip Gloss Coffret, $55.00
Get it Online here.

Perfectly little for small purses & pockets.
One can never have enough lip gloss.

NARS Debbie Harry Eye & Cheek Palette, $65.00
Available here.

4 Shadows & 2 Blushes, pretty please. With whip cream on top!
Use the lighter blush as an eyeshadow, too.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Epic Beauty Sins- Brow Edition

Allow me to begin our epic beauty sins discussion with a very special confession of a makeup artist.

So, let me paint you an ugly picture:
There I was a couple of years ago working in what will remain an un-named makeup boutique standing in the middle of the store so I could be more accessible to the customers. Smiling and being approachable increases sales, people. It’s Beauty Sales 101. Anyway, a cute, little platinum blonde (say about 19 years old) walks in with her boyfriend. Of course, I greet them & let them know I am here to help her find what she was looking for. But, boy was I in for a surprise. After explaining to me that she ran out of her eyebrow color, she simply wanted to find a match to what she was using. I explained the difference between eyebrow pencil vs. shadow applied with a brow brush. For me, shadow smudged in your brows looks most natural, in my opinion. (Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.) This conclusion has come after witnessing several bad matching attempts by women using the wrong shade of brow pencil. 

Using a brow brush with shadow on it to do your brows can be accomplished in a couple different ways depending on what type brushes you have handy. There are actual dedicated brow brushes, which have firmer bristles for working into and in between your eyebrow hairs. Or, you could also use an angled eyeliner brush in a pinch. Basically, any brush little enough works. I even used a concealer brush once. However, who really wants to worry about cleaning their brushes daily when going from shadows to concealers consistently? If you pride yourself on your perfect eyebrows, opt for purchasing a separate brush and save yourself some time and aggravation.

MAC's Shadow in "Orb", $15
When in doubt, go Orb...
Get it Here.

Anyway, I showed this little blonde what could be acceptable matches with her hair color and skin color taken into consideration. She then asked to borrow my brow brush off my brush belt. You could tell she felt naked without her staple beauty product on. Typically, I do the artistry for you and have you look in a mirror. You watch me so you can replicate what I do at home. Or, I will do one side and you do the other so I can be assured you’ve got the hang of it. Anyway, I was enlightened by her excitedness to do it herself. But the next thing I know, she’s digging into the black shadow & smudging it in her brows. Here’s the confession part: I really wanted to tell her that what she was doing was no mas bueno. But as in all makeup stores, we want our customers leaving happy. Girl, this is 2012 and dog-gone it if you want to rock out with weird makeup you can. Why is it that all this time this poor girl has been committing an epic beauty sin & no one even told her?
Not even close friends, her boyfriend, or past makeup artists!

Sonia Kashuk Brow Kit- Arch Alert, $9.99
Available at Target, or dare I say Tar-zhayyyyy?!
Get it here.

Rule #1 – Never, ever under any circumstances think that it is okay to rock black brow pencil or black shadow in your brows unless you’ve got a really, really dark skin tone. 

If you’ve got a dark skin tone, maybe try a neutral brown or dark brown. Black in some cases is even whack. There is no reason why everyone can’t use taupe or a variation of taupe in their eyebrows… taupe, warm taupe, cool taupe & light taupe pretty much sum it up. You’re blonde? Pick light taupe. You’re a Hispanic? Pick dark taupe. You’re a redhead? Pick a warm or orangey taupe. You’re Asian? I see taupe in your future. Albino? Maybe a bronzer could benefit you more?! Let’s have a talk about what you value on your face and what you’d like to accomplish. For each woman it’s totally different. Trust me. Any skin tone & hair color you’ve got can pretty much go with taupe in their eyebrows. 

I totally “get” why you’d maybe pick black- to match your eyebrow hairs, of course. But unless you’re going for the “I’ve got two huge black caterpillars attached to my face” look, don’t ever commit this epic beauty sin. When in doubt, always go for the lighter shade if debating between shades at the beauty counter. Remember that the skin is fairly light beneath your brow hairs and putting any little bit of color underneath them really, really darkens them. Remember, it’s always easier to add pigment than to take away pigment, friends!

I think what we can take away from this is:
Let’s all vow to be honest to our friends with their makeup choices. Real friends don’t need to sugarcoat things like makeup counters do. Good friends offer advice. Real friends tell you like it is. Real friends also show up unannounced with masks, wigs, glitter, duct tape and a plan.

Gotta’ love the friends who know how crazy you are, yet still decide to show up in public places with you. Hopefully for everyone’s sake and sanity… without black eyebrows.

If I haven’t told you lately, I love my friends, readers and followers. I thank my lucky stars every day for you.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Moms in Review

Read more trial news here.

The Elizabeth Johnson trial may end early Phoenix's ABC is reporting. 

Witnesses testified this week:
Her on-again, off-again boyfriend Logan McQueary testified about their break up the month Gabriel went missing, along with the subsequent text messages he received saying "I killed him" and "You made me do it". He noted that the custody battle got so bad that he started recording their conversations. NEVER use your kids as pawns, people. Grow up. Can't exes just agree to not agree and keep their children's best interests at heart? Geez. Also, one of her best friends came forward revealing an evil custody plot Elizabeth cooked up to kidnap Gabriel so that she alone could have full custody of her son.

So, what's the deal? Did she suffocate her eight month old and throw him in a dumpster? She's changed her story and now maintains she gave away her baby to a couple in a park.

Clearly the evidence is pretty incriminating when your own lawyer won't (or barely does) cross-examine prosecution's witnesses. Marc Victor, her attorney is running for senate. Let's hope he's not cross-examining the witnesses because he firmly believes she did it, not because any unpopular trial results could lose him the race to senate.

For the love of God, please give this biotch the death sentence or something. In heartbreaking cases like these, I'm all for capital punishment. I'm sick of these Casey Anthony-esque women getting away with murder... of children who never got a chance to live a long life. God, I am fairly certain you'd agree, that people must pay for disobeying the ten commandments. Oh, God's not revengeful- he wants you to forgive. Maybe so, but has everyone forgotten about Noah's Ark or the black plague?

Any who...

In other good mom news, J.K. Rowling's new book The Casual Vacancy hits stores today and is already sitting at #1 on Amazon. If you're expecting a Harry Potter-ish type book, you're in for a rude awakening. The book talks of poverty, sex, drugs and even uses certain taboo genitalia words. Joanne "J.K." Rowling reveals that this book is "intensely personal" to her so I am concluding that this book is loosely related to her life before the $900 million net worth.

Well, cheers to J.K. on becoming a billionaire with the release of this book. Clearly, $900 million was not enough. Now if only J.K. could reach out to me and invest in my business. That would be awesome. I don't need much. She's so rich her interest makes interest, even in this economy. If I was that rich I'd help everyone out. Now let's just hope and dream I become that rich so you all can hold me to it.

Don't kill your kids, moms. Write books about your despair instead. Everyone loves a rags to riches story. And, you might even end up with kids who actually enjoy reading. That's a huge plus. High Fives.

Enjoy your day.


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Aporkalypses & Pen Fifteens

Bring Your own Bacon T Shirt, $19
Get it Here.

Oh, it's a sad day for bacon lovers all around the world. However, the pigs are quite happy eating their expensive corns & grain while their owners are just waiting around for them to get fat enough to kill. The circle of life is sad at times, yet so delicious.

Reports are circulating that there may be a bacon shortage in 2013 due to drought and failed crops of maize and such. Let me get all conspiracy theory on you for a second. Who here believes in supply and demand? It's something to think about at least...

Personally, I believe the pigs formed a UN Ambassador Group and reached out to the Chick Fil-A cows for help. Now they're both saying "Eat More Chikin". They're even telling you to buy bacon flavored lip gloss and bacon smelling soap instead. You likey the bacon products? Search my blog for them. They shall reveal themselves.

Read more about the aporkalypse of epic proportions here.

Twitter is also happy to report that stock rose since the aporkalypse news. (I'm just kidding. I have no idea.) People are in a frenzy and telling the world about it about as much as I'm telling the world the IRS sucks for holding my rightfully earned money hostage due to identity theft. Anyway, maybe today Twitter's servers will be a little less clogged.

In other porking news, Jill Biden about gave America a heart attack by listening to her introduce her man with a plan (and pen 15), Joe Biden. Who's up for pen 15 jokes? Apparently everyone. Click here to watch the video. She looks so cute in the video, too. She's a classically pretty lady. Most of America will agree when I say Joe Biden's a lucky man. Is it easy to conclude that she's a giver? Probably. Hillary? Not so much. At least there was Monica Lewinsky. Chris Rock's "Bigger & Blacker" can sum it all up for you on his belief of what first ladies should be doing in the White House... Click here to watch the deliciousness.

As always, have a great day.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Missin' You All

So sorry for the long vacation. My computer took a dump and I can't find the Windows Disk it keeps asking me for so I can start it up. Yup,  just one day out of the blue it decides to go crazy. It must take after its owner. Aaaargh. I love technology when it works. "When it works" only, though. Otherwise I'd go all "Office Space" on all my technological devices. Anyway, thanks for your patience while I'm hopping from computer to computer like a transient person.

As long as you love tech, you won't go homeless, you won't go broke.
As long as you love tech, don't drop kick your laptop computer as a joke.
As long as you la la la la la la la la la la  love technology...

Excuse me, has anyone seen my stapler?


Friday, September 7, 2012

The Hot Mess Report

Hey I just met you... and this is crazy. But here's my face mask, so try it maybe?!
Elemis Papaya Enzyme Peel, $42
Get it Here...
"Best Face Mask 2011"
Before you came into my life, I missed ya' so bad!
I woke up in the mood to do a face mask. I also woke up with "Call Me Maybe" stuck in my head but that's neither here nor there. All this summer sun exposure has my skin looking err, well, let's just say it: a hot mess. Anyway, I am happy to report the result of my face mask is: my skin feels invigorated, tightened, and generally looks brighter and my pores look great. Direct from Elemis, this is what they say about their award winning face mask:

"The natural exfoliating fruit enzyme action of Papaya and Pineapple smooth, brighten and clarify the complexion. This unique, non-granular exfoliating cream contains nourishing Milk Protein, Anti-Oxidant-rich Vitamin E and Marine algae to moisturise, repair and protect the skin. Perfect for complexions which are sensitive or mature."

Any who, I get tons of questions on my Retin-A use and I am also happy to report I will be taking pictures so you can see the progress of what Retin-A can do for you cosmetically. Also known for treating acne, retinols also aid in sun damage reversal. If you're a human reading this, every single one of us can agree that the sun causes hyperpigmentation. Feel free to search my blog for other Retin-A related posts. Even though it's Florida and it's almost always summer time here, I've got to draw the line somewhere and start faux- tanning again as I know exactly what damage I'm doing to my skin. I'm a firm believer in sunscreen. Cleanse, exfoliate, moisturize, sunscreen. I don't know about you, but I don't want to end up looking like "Tanning Mom." Click here for her latest antics. In her defense, if someone hosted me a "Hot Mess" party held by drag queens, I'd probably try to drown my sorrows in some Captain Morgan, too. I mean, she shouldn't of even shown up if she were embarrassed. Hey, at least it's an improvement that she didn't have her five year old with her this time. I also don't believe she was rocking the dark brown lip liner either. Stay tuned for "What Not to Wear on Your Face" Edition coming to this blog real soon. If you've got some makeup pet peeves to add to the list, I can't wait to hear from you. Comment! Tweet! Facebook, Google+, whatever!

Help Me Retinol Night Treatment
by Philosophy, $18 & $45
Get it Here...
I don't use Retin-A all the time. In my opinion, why waste the money in the summertime? Get your tan on for a few months and then spend your entire fall correcting it. Sounds about right, ehh?!

So, now my face will go from actually being tan to a bronzed bliss made up of smoke and mirrors. Us females, we are fabulous, transforming creatures.

But all we really want to tell the world is this:

Makeup makes me feel good. When I put it on, I feel a little more ready to take on the world. Now when I look in the mirror, I say thank you to my makeup for making me match on the outside, how I feel about myself on the inside.



Wednesday, September 5, 2012


You notice the MAC 187 Duo-Fibre Face Brush featured in seconds 3 to 5? Nicki knows what's up...

Today is Woman Power Day! I'm declaring it. Little did you know, I'm also coining the word "franch". It's ranch and french dressing mixed together. Indecisiveness rules. While I decide on things, bits, items, objects or stuff, let's read on. It's not "50 Shades of Grey" but it's also not "Porn:Thirty" yet. It is however "Beer: Thirty" somewhere. It's gotta' be five o' clock somewhere.

Let's lose some friends, dis influence people and talk politics again. Nicki Minaj recently rapped about being a Republican. "I'm a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy b---hes is f---g up the economy." Whether you agree or not, we can all agree that Nicki Minaj deserves a gold medal in saying how she feels. She doesn't skate around issues. Ever.  Read more here.

Dear Nicki,
Thank you for allowing me to feel that what I write in partial craziness is acceptable to put on my website. While my kids aren't exactly old enough to gaze upon my website, I often wonder how many women find me offensive. Oh, well. Beez in the Trap.

Look at her guns!
@AngiesRightLeg is jealous...
Last night felt like it was First Lady Obama's moment, for sure. She not only looked gorgeous at the Democratic National Convention, but gave a heartfelt speech as well. It's easy to say that with 99% certainty she hit every voting demographic out there. I almost cried during parts. Foreigners? Check. Moms? Check. Middle Class? Check. LGBT? Check. Soldiers? Check!

Watch Mom-In-Chief's speech here.

Twitter @ladyobamasarms
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