Monday, August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan, Shirtless

I just want to say what most females are thinking after learning that Paul Ryan is an avid P90X-er...

Here's what we've got so far, ladies...

"Take it off."

CNN couldn't refrain itself from mentioning it over and over. So, the more I thought about it. Personally, I wouldn't mind if a Twitter picture of Paul Ryan surfaced shirtless and I AM NOT ALONE! Lighting up the Internet like a wild fire, "Paul Ryan Shirtless" became widely searched.

Anyway, Paul Ryan keeps his body fat at an admirable 6-8%. Somewhere Paris Hilton is screaming, "That's hot!"

Talk about a way to swing the states! Good job, Republicans. Produce a pic of the shirtless wonder and you've got my vote. Hey, there are way older, less desirable congressmen that come to mind of whom I'd rather not oogle at if I had my choice. Give me the young one stat. It's refreshing to know that the media these days is giving housewives everywhere something to think about after finishing 50 Shades of Grey.

Just don't take it as far as that wiener, Weiner. Showing your wiener when in public office makes you a wiener.

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