Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wecome to the Club, Snooki!

This tribute parody to Justin's "As Long As You Love Me" is hilarious! You must watch it. Speaking for myself, my life is forever changed. Anyway, you all know I'm a bonafide "Belieber" so I found this parody video hysterical!

You ask if I will do a tribute comedy video for the Biebs... Let's just say I'm keeping it under wraps until it's complete. But it in no way will rock like the one above. No fat guys in little coats here.

Anyway, if you happened to be living under a rock hiding from Hurricane Isaac, Snooki had her baby! Congratulations! Welcome to the club, The Parent Club that is. Below is an up-to-date look at the New Mommy's Twitter Account...

NiC0LE P0LiZZi@snooki
Happy 4 days old of being a mommy face! 😊
Screw em! XOXOπŸ’™“: Just got in a fight sticking up for and baby boy. God help rude people. Babies are innocent!"                 
We don't sleep anymore. We just take lots of naps. Idc, as long as I'm staring at my handsome son 😊                 
From my shower, with my besties!! ✌
Night shift for Lorenzo! I love this job!!!!!                 
AH I love it! XO “: Me and delivered our baby's on the same day, almost the same size and they're 42 minutes apart!RT"                 
I voted! One of my favs on ! “: It's time to vote for comedian Tom Cotter ”                 
insteada πŸ‘                 
Lorenzo is even cuter today.
Duh.....😁“: did you rock your lashes during the birth? Lol”                 
Snuggled up in my fuzzy leopard robeπŸ‘
CAN'T WAIT! “: Stare Into The Bleeding Eyes Of INSANITY In New American Horror Story: HERE! ”                 
I'm legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean πŸ‘
Catching up on some shut eye! So sleepy 😳                 
I love nursing my little man! “: are you nursing?? If so SHOUT IT OUT PROUD!                 
All the pain and anxiety is so worth it!!! Xoxo “: I'm due on two weeks! Any words of encouragement?”                 
With my baby boy! 😁                 
Love my roomies, thanks guys!!! “: The cast welcomes Lorenzo. ”                 
Omg. I love you. “: Idk what I enjoy more, watching my fiancΓ© sleep or watching my son sleep?...Both are amazing! ”                 
❤ “: Congrats to and her new baby! Get her new gift-set available now! ”                 
Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS. ✌
Im finally able to eat eggs again! While I was pregnant I couldn't even smell them! Now I'm killing it with egg whites!!!
Hardly any sleep but SO worth it! 😁                 
Aw thank you auntie ! “: So proud of and ! Lorenzo is the cutest baby I ever seen. Love him already”                 
Thanks girl I LOVE him!! “: Yayyyy CONGRATS . Sooo happy for you. Can't wait to see pics of Lorenzo!!!”                 
Thank you all for your love and support!! Lorenzo loves you guys already! ✌             
Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad.
I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE'S MY WORLD! ❤
                                                                                                                      Anyway, here are some onesie choices for the cute little guy, Baby Enzo...
Lucky Dad Long Sleeve Onesie, $18.50
Get It Here.

Yo, Bro! Baby Onesie, $13.97
A Dirty Diaper Needs Changing...
You can even add your own text to this, coolio!
Get It Here.
Beefcake Baby Onesie, $18.50
Hand Picked by "The Situation!"
Get It Here.

What's this?
A Fist Pumping World Record?!
First there was only one. Then it became a competition between Peterson & a Radio Show.
Read more here...
Click Here to Watch!
This guy super glued his hand shut to do it!
That's 17 hours of true dedication.

Now if only I could dedicate myself to something for that long!

Wait a second... I believe that *parenting* would count in this instance.

Replacing fist pumps with breast pumps. Ahh, Snooks you're right about the first couple days home = not so glamorous. Just remember to sleep when baby sleeps is the best advice I can give new moms. That and lanolin nipple ointment makes a great lip gloss for both mom and new baby. Enjoy! They grow like weeds right in front of your eyes. Enjoy and savor every second.


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