'Cuz they want me dead under deep waters. Such a great verse in this song.
Instead of inserting a "That's what she said" dork joke, how about this?
"That's what the entire US government is saying right now."
Who you ask? The devil? Oh yes, he does in fact want us all to die and suffer. It's hard to see Heaven when it's hot out here.
Today is your day. Today is your day to do some amazing stuff. Be the best in whatever you do, or do what makes you feel like you're completely living in your purpose. We have an amazing opportunity to change some things. Why is it hard for some people to understand that we all should welcome DOGE? Maybe that will be my final reason to move to Mars. Anyone wanna join? All those who want to live in a wasteful, corrupt government can stay on Planet Earth.
DOGE is looking for help from the general public!
— Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) February 17, 2025
Please DM insight for reducing waste, fraud, and abuse, along with any helpful insights or awesome ideas, to the relevant DOGE affiliates (found on the Affiliates tab). For example, @DOGE_USDA, @DOGE_SSA, etc.
We will add…
People hate change. People also hate getting lied to repeatedly. But hear this, there is something simply unexplainable going on right now. Hopefully we're all alive long enough to see it.
Not enough people posting the full Trump and Elon interview form Hannity so here it is.— Darth Crypto null af (@DefNotDarth) February 19, 2025
Good. Versus. Evil. Period.
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