Saturday, October 25, 2014

Remember This HD Foundation For Centuries


Turn up! For centuries!

Cargo HD Picture Perfect Liquid Foundation, $36
Get it here.
When there's new beauty news, we're totes reporting on the deliciousness. Cargo Cosmetics just launched their new liquid HD foundation and we're smitten with its coverage.

Below are the swatches on my super pasty forearm. Don't judge now. This blogger sees more computer screens and fluorescent lighting at beauty counters than sun these days....




Viva this foundation formulation and self tanners for centuries. For real. Below is the exact verbage to describe the unique, selfie-perfect formulation...

"Featuring photochromatic pigments that adjust with lighting, this high-definition liquid foundation by CARGO gives you a lightweight, picture-perfect finish."

Product Features
- Micronized minerals fill in the look of fine lines.
- Irregular particle sizes create a light-dispersion effect to soften the appearance of imperfections.
- Oil free.

If I had to describe the coverage, I would definitely have to say it's medium to full coverage depending on what type of makeup brush you use to apply it. That and a little bit goes a super long way. I might also advise you to try applying it with Cargo's Magic Brush. It's obviously... wait for it... magic!

Any who, this product is worth its weight in gold and can be found at Kohl's stores nationwide. 

Enjoy!

Friday, September 19, 2014

Shake Off That Dry Skin With Exuviance



Sometimes you've just got to shake it off...
Shake off that dry skin, that is!

Exuviance Performance Peel AP 25, $75
Shop Exuviance here.
If you're looking for a really great product that can address fine lines, correct hyperpigmentation and slough off dry skin, look at none other than Exuviance. 

This company actually created the glycolic peel, so it's super safe to say that you're in good cosmeceutical hands. Dermatologist recommended, the Exuviance Performance Peel AP25 is a 25% 10-minute peel that has never ever given me any kind of irritation like some other peels I've tried. 

For optimal results, Exuviance recommends applying it twice a week for four to six weeks. You will love how smooth and bright your skin looks after the peel. This peel also doesn't make your skin flake off days after using it which is a major plus. Any who, we love it and you should try it.


Current promotions Exuviance is running is that you can get one Exuviance Performance Peel AP25 treatment FREE with any order. Enter code PEELSAMPLE at checkout and shop the site by clicking above.

Another favorite of mine worth looking at while you're shopping the site is the Vespera Bionic Serum. While it also addresses a myriad of skin issues, it's clinically proven to visibly improve skin radiance 212% in only six weeks. Sometimes I'll use this as my night moisturizer with nothing on top of it as it absorbs like a charm. Marry this serum with the Performance Peel and you're sure to see dramatic results.

Enjoy, and don't forget to shake it.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Fuzzies: A Sky Full Of Stars For Your Feet




If you've never tried a pair of Fuzzies, well then... you're missing out! The insides are so luxe and comfy. I can attest to their fabulousness. It's okay. 'Tis the season to get your shop on as the Pumpkin Spice Latte is back in stock. Sham wow with awesome sauce on top. Do you ever wonder what this latte would say to you? Follow her on Twitter, y'all...


Monday, September 15, 2014

Shopping Carts Full Of Music Videos


First things first... I Poppa freaks all the hunnies. Oops. Wait a second. That might be an entirely different song meant for those peoples in different area codes.

In order to watch the below music videos, you're going to need a shopping cart. Then once you've located one and stolen it, you're going to want to fill that bad boy up with some black lingerie that Calvin Harris is a big fan of and some random large letters which are apparently really easy to find...


Furthermore, I'm not going to blame it on the night. Blame yourself. Is it merely coincidental that it's only the women jumping down the sinister water hole of guilty doom? John Newman just stated that she only wanted to talk. Who's to blame here other than guy sharks with laser beams? We think this music video might have a few hidden meanings if you know what I mean. You know who I blame it on? Those chicks going to clubs with their bum cheeks hanging out. Who does that on a real life basis?! Seriously. Bums should be left for the bedroom as I feel super guilty even posting this rated R video of bodacious blame. So there.


Alexa has a wonderful voice and we're totally hiring her to find letters for our room decorations, by the way. We suspect Alexa will be a big time artist. You should check out some of her covers by searching her name on YouTube. She can seriously sing so many genres of music. You go girl! Lay your music love down on the nation because we're listening!


Finally, check out Wolf Gang. We're way into them, considering that their name reminds us of epic vampire sagas and all. Rock on. Lay your love down, but only if it includes werewolves and vampires... then don't blame anybody but yourself...

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Bringing Sexy Back

Are you wanting a sexy back?
Cue in Justin Timberlake because guess what....

Shop Fabletics here.

Fabletics helps you define and build your back with these excellent exercises to add to your workout routine. These moves are so awesome that we shall stop typing now and try to get a Fabletics Master MC Holcomb back along with some First Lady Michelle Obama arms. Yay!


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Blogger Secrets



Is this like a blogger's theme song or something? 
For real.

Do bloggers have secrets? You don't say.

John The Toy Shop Guy
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There are several secrets bloggers are not happy about revealing such as but not limited to the fact that when you start blogging, you're not going to be Lego Movie's "The Special" overnight. 

At times you might even find yourself feeling like you're stuck in the Kragle instead. No blogger I know will ever tell you that it takes years to develop your voice and readership. 

Unless you're already a celebrity who starts a blog, the real deal holyfield truth of blogging success is that you should probably be realistic with what you're getting yourself into. The fact of the matter is that a normal person should put their blog business on a five year to ten year success plan. The very same goes for making money at it as well. Is it possible? Ummm.... yes. Is it slightly unrealistic to expect to make money at it even after two years? Ummm... yes. Define success anyway. From blogger to blogger, the definition of a blog's success varies greatly.

Take this for example. One day you wake up and decide to start a blog about your passion in life. This is typically how most start. Now consider this. Have you ever ran a blog before? I think not. It's going to take you a while to learn your craft right down to how to do things, write things and design things. Also, as most bloggers consider your new blog the future competition, there are very few informative sites out there that are willing to put their secrets out there for you to replicate. Some, however, that I happen to find valuable are Pro Blogger, Spice Up Your Blog & iFabbo.

With all that being said, here's why I don't care 
and am helping you...

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1- With great risk or power comes great success or responsibility, just stated Spiderman. Those bloggers that remember you helping them with their start will more than likely continue to give you blog and social media love even when they've grown themselves. The way I view it is that us bloggers are a team who also happen to understand the importance of making connections. We're all in this bandwagon together taking a journey from Crazy Town to Extreme Successville. 

Furthermore, the people and companies who have worked with me before considerable success will continue to benefit greatly when page hits increase. Honey, you can't break these bonds and connections I've made even if you were Thor swinging a mjolnir at my blog. There's a few handfuls of people I enjoy working with and it honestly doesn't benefit them if I work with hundreds of lines in the future. Plus it makes my job even more confusing. For example, I might work with say five shoe lines total. Ever. I don't want you buying everyone under the sun's shoes. I want you to buy from the ones that have shown me kindness as I have a vested interest in their success. Okay, back to the main points...

2- There is no way for one person to replicate another person's blog and marketing tactics exactly. Unless you can literally, figuratively or physically crawl up into my strange brain, replicating me to a T ain't happening.

Haters, defined...
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3- If you build it, they will come. Some bloggers don't know for sure what they're building. As a former marketing and advertising consultant, I see value in what you're doing, whether you realize it or not. Back in the day, print advertising was hot and everyone wanted to know the circulation rates. Clients wanted to know exposure and basically what they were getting for their money. Makes sense, right? In essence, bloggers are building digital ad agencies. We're talking writing & promotional services, digital ad space, social media marketing and such. All of the things that you're doing as a blogger can be monetized. But in the end, Kevin Costner, you can't be charging clients if you're not proving value by way of numerous page hits.

Rock on, friends. Secrets or not.

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