Darth Vader For President on Lady Thorsday

This is sooo, sooo funny. Several news reports like this one and this one below are voicing the people's desire to be ruled by someone who uses the force... Darth Vader for President!

Jar Jar Binks is apparently polling higher than Congress http://t.co/CgorX1ODMq pic.twitter.com/08xSCbS7dP

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 23, 2014

I mean, personally I'd rather see horses 
and bayonets in the running because:

a) you can attach light sabers to their heads like sharks with laser beams

b) there are significantly less left in the world when compared to 1917

c) muskets and militias don't sound too ideal to rule

d) a talking horse is so cute and very dog with a bloggish

and

e) don't tell me you don't have a secret unicorn obsession.

vHd5sWl

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) July 23, 2014

For real, let's get honest.

Our vote is for Yoda for President. Clearly he's diplomatic, peaceful yet can fight using the good force and would spawn a ton of cuteness with that whole people trying to talk all backwards-like thing.



Typed This Using The Force I Did...

I typed this using the Force

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) September 17, 2013

Let's also add this important fact to this Darth Vader round table discussion. It's really sad that I know this, but there was a guy in Ukraine already who actually showed up on ballots...

@sourcefed Dude, Mister Ed & Sha-Neigh-Neigh O'Connor! How did I miss this?! http://t.co/HkBwSdWnbF #VaderForPrez

— Horses and Bayonets (@FewerHorsesNBay) April 23, 2014

Next up this Thorsday...
In more binders full of women who have binders full of men news, Marvel introduces Lady Thor. Apparently she's the only one worthy of possessing the power of the mjolnir. Us female humans already knew this, but don't forget that...

It's ok, friends. #BeAssured that @ThorThursday's still here 4 u & we're paying #LadyThor 77 cents on every $1 Thor earns. @FewerHorsesNBay

— Thor Thursday (@ThorThursday) July 15, 2014

Marvel reveals superhero Thor is now a woman http://t.co/7bx2e6bVxS pic.twitter.com/AuXD1pFjsg

— Daily Mail US (@DailyMailUS) July 15, 2014

Glass ceilings have got to be breaking by a cosplay woman throwing a mjolnir who can also steal your cat. If you had your choice, we want to now know whether or not you prefer Lady Thor or Yoda for Whoa-Man President. Comment! Comment! Comment!

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Finally, Comic-Con is this weekend. 

Yay! Be sure to watch the Twitter search feeds for some sure-to-be-cool cosplayer pics.


Public service announcement one is that a cosplayer can be defined as a person who dresses up in costumes, enjoys doing so and occasionally but not always role plays.

Comic-Con is what you make of it, make it your best Comic-Con ever. #ToucanTip #SDCC http://t.co/tluuLxRSZW

— San Diego Comic-Con (@Comic_Con) July 23, 2014

 Enjoy.