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Thor Thursday, Opa Parent Style

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Now click here for more funny parents singing & guess what?! It's a playlist ;o) "I'm a Daddy" on the playlist is really cute, too. And he knows it.

Hey. We're just trying to make you at work probably more productive than resolution talks regarding the government shutdown. Debt ceiling? Schmebt schmeiling. What up, babes? Boss, look at me now, not doing a thing, watching videos... and gettin' yo' payyypurrrr. Or dear hubby, look at me now, not folding your clothes, watching videos... and gettin' yo' payyypurrr.

Click here for a really cute mommy parody to "When you say nothing at all"...

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Enjoy!


Furthermore, outfit your kids with FabKids. All the collections are mix and match. So, even if you're a dad who can't manage to match your kids correctly, just invest in some of these total time savers. Both your wife and kids will thank you for it. Trust me. You can find other ways to embarrass your kids. Like walking them to class. Then kissing them in front of their friends. Or uploading your raps to YouTube.

Happy #ThorThursday! 

PS- MikeWillMadeIt actually and factually did not make this post.            

Happy Hump Day

So...

Happy Hump Day, peoples! Because camels are sooo like last week's thang, here is the cutest dog who really looks like he's enjoying his day. Man, I wonder if I could get away with doing that all day long!
It looks ahhh-mazing! 

Anyway...

Over in my part of the world, it's really finally starting to feel like Halloween & Holiday time. I just might have to wear a sweatshirt today when I'm out exercising with the baby. Finally! Oh, who am I kidding?! Surely it will get hot again over the weekend. Aargh.

"Phenom" Glam Glitter, $11.25
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Any who...

Let me tell you what I'm groovin' on lately. These items have for real been my life or death situations. I need them to survive!

Let's talk about this "Phenom" Glam Glitter, y'all. It almost looks sheer when applied dry. We also recommend a firm bristled brush so it doesn't create eyeshadow falloff.

However, when you wet it to create a cream, use an eyeshadow sealant or Too Faced's Glitter Glue, this is what happens:

Pigs fly, the government reopens, unicorns become family pets & Jimmy Choo conference calls you at your house with Kimora Lee Simmons to invite you to critique & wear all the latest upcoming styles (for free).

#AwesomeSauce

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This "Phenom" color wet reminds me of MAC's Amber Lights eyeshadow color. If you can't get into some sparkly, ambery, bronzy deliciousness this fall, then I simply don't know what's wrong with you. Furthermore, colors like these work with all eye colors.

For fab fall savings, use code SPOOKY13 at checkout for 25% off SALTY Cosmetics.

Minks in Links Bracelet, $14.95
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Now, pair your glammed up eyeballs with this Minx in Links bracelet by JustFab. Then, pair it with these Domenicas below. You are now officially hot in goldness. There's a certain gleam in your eye when you know you look this good. Arguably, I know why your friends are envious of your fabulousness...
       

"Domenica" Booties, $39.95
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Finally,
Pumpkin Spice Glade Plug-Ins are all over my house. 

You better go get you some now before I get the chance to stock pile all the limited edition deliciousness. Then you can come over and pry them out of my dead, lifeless fingers because I am obsessively addicted. Beware of my spork bayonets- just stated Mister Ed.

Target Stores, $2.99

Toasted Marshmallow is also my jam du jour & I'm sure I'd love Salted Caramel as well. I just haven't smelled or bought it yet.

Sunn Official

I fell in love with Sunn quite a while ago! 

Please, Dear Record or Music Executive... sign her already! 

She is the cutest.

More cute wrecking balls

Jeff Barrett posted this a couple days ago & I thought it was super cute. You saw the kitten wrecking ball below, right?! From Vine? Any who, here is what Mashable thinks of this pretty puppy parody. We agree. We also love the video that plays after the puppy parody. The inner makings of what went into it is a must see. For riz-eals, yo!

Controversial Videos of the Week

So, why are these controversial video choices of the week, yo? First off, let's talk for a small second about the twerk a werk nation. Strippers, twerking and B words = controversial to the max. Meanwhile, they leave little for the imagination. Don't even get mad at me. I didn't make these videos. I'm simply reporting on the deliciousness. Don't get me wrong because I love Rihanna and Britney, hence why I felt the need to post them. All I will say is that molested foam fingers and latex bikinis are hard to compete against. Oh, dear college football twerker... you're a player. And I'm the coach.

Play on.

Signed,
The #BindersFullOfMen Movement