You know you're ghetto fab if...
- Instead of just having a sandwich bag full of condiments tucked neatly into where you house your eggs, you've got a whole deli meat drawer full like so:
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| Who needs a whole soy sauce jar, anyway? |
- It takes you months to replace your favorite blush. Just use some lipstick. Done and dunnerer.
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| Kiss me on my cheeks, please! I beg you! Other cute clip arts available here. |
- You shop at the Dollar Tree more than once a week. Corporations in China are blossoming due to your insolence. Please also allow me to note that there are awesomely priced cosmetic goodies housed here & you just gotta' go more often since their inventory always changes. This week's beauty must haves: Salon Selectives shampoo & conditioner as well as Sinful Colors nail polishes. They're a dollar! Holler!
Locate your closest Dollar Tree here.
- At least 1/4 of your closet is from Goodwill or other thrift stores. The same people who call Target "Tar-zhay" also call these items "vintage".
- You honest to God thought you found yourself on PeopleofWalmart.com.
Okay, fine. You got me. I never thought I found myself on peopleofwalmart.com.
It's just that I'm so unfamous people never take my picture...
Enjoy your day!
