You know you're ghetto fab if...

This post might as well be called another "confessions of a makeup artist" because I'm describing myself to a perfect T. Any who, let's start this countdown... Shall we?

You know you're ghetto fab if...

• Instead of just having a sandwich bag full of condiments tucked neatly into where you house your eggs, you've got a whole deli meat drawer full like so:

Who needs a whole soy sauce jar, anyway?

• It takes you months to replace your favorite blush. Just use some lipstick. Done and dunnerer.

Kiss me on my cheeks, please! I beg you!
Other cute clip arts available here.

• You shop at the Dollar Tree more than once a week. Corporations in China are blossoming due to your insolence. Please also allow me to note that there are awesomely priced cosmetic goodies housed here & you just gotta' go more often since their inventory always changes. This week's beauty must haves: Salon Selectives shampoo & conditioner as well as Sinful Colors nail polishes. They're a dollar! Holler!

  

  Locate your closest Dollar Tree here. 

• At least 1/4 of your closet is from Goodwill or other thrift stores. The same people who call Target "Tar-zhay" also call these items "vintage".

• You honest to God thought you found yourself on PeopleofWalmart.com. 

Okay, fine. You got me. I never thought I found myself on peopleofwalmart.com. 

It's just that I'm so unfamous people never take my picture...

Enjoy your day!