1- So, I watched World War Z for the first time last night. After it ended, I had to watch comedy for 30 minutes to even be able to sleep. Cheetah speed human undeads scare me to death. Especially when you're like Brad Pitt in the beginning of the movie with your kids in tow. Today I'm still recovering & preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Eat some delicious foods in case you do die: Check. Learn some special effects so you can blend in if you are still human: Check. Get so sick or diseased that you're not healthy enough of a host for the zombies to infect you: Uncheck. What's a girl to do? Well, I'm starting off by drinking a whole ton of caffeinated coffee with copious amounts of white sugar. To top that off, I bought a really large bag of M&M's to nosh on. Next, I shall dress up like a giant chicken & go into the swampy woods around here. Maybe the nasty alligators can give me some bacteria or I'll find some birds who haven't gotten eaten by these amazingly awful alligators yet. Hopefully they can give me some bird flu. Hook a sister up, but don't do a fly by and poop on my head. Thanks, Brad Pitt, for the tips. I always knew you'd be the one to save Amurrica anyway.
2- The thoughts in my head have me really thinking about making and stock piling some bayonets around here. They've been useful since like waaaay before 1917 and the military does in fact still use them!
3- I really need a pair of black comfortable shoes. Just sayin'.
4- It's time for a "change the scenery at your desk" day. Just imagine the awesome nonsense that I could come up with. I think I'm going to do it. There's no time like today. However, the procrastinator in me says that there's no time like tomorrow. Then, tomorrow I'll have the excuse that I'm working a double. Excuses are endless...
5- TGIF, friends!
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