Umm, like...
This beat really makes me want to find my inner Supreme Dance Ninja. Yet, this video... well, there are really no words for its weirdness. No, I will not turn it down for what...
For what?! I don't know. You haven't stinking told me yet, bro. As a woman, I'd rather not get slapped by another ample bosom. Mmmkay?! Binders full of men are invited to take our spots in the Bajunga Slap Fest of 2014. Seriously. Parts of the body are not meant to dance like that. Sometimes, but most always... ever!
Never ever is it cool to wear sweatpants in a music video if you're a guy, by the way. These body parts are possessed, y'all. Instead of seeing dead people, I'm seeing real people watching this video sporking their eyeballs out wishing they were seeing dead people.
Enjoy your day! You've officially been scarred and will be rendered unable to erase these jumping body parts from your brain. Yay...
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